Aresto Momentum

19. Venezuelan. Daydreamer and book lover. Also a Grammar Nazi. Addicted to watching shows.

Pottermore: FireboltSeeker33

My main problem is that I want to solve everything by murdering people.

officialfrenchtoast:

Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

This is amazing

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dorkly:

The Only Venn Diagram You’ll Need For Watching TV

Thanks, Hoof—hearted, for the handy venn diagram!

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heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

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alegbra:

having a friend over and not having anything fun to do

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necrophilofthefuture:

when i do good thing and no one notice

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sweet-bitsy:

airbenderedacted:

mspgay:

mip mip mip mip

omg

I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS

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xombiedirge:

Rocket Raccoon & Groot by Maria Suarez Inclan / Tumblr

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frostied:

i wanna take a hot selfie but i look ugly 

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lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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